the boiz, the most hardcore on earth. leaded by steve irwin and co-leaded by the g man, the boiz hate cider drinkers, f-cking p-ssys. famously one of the boiz was quoted saying “it’s past april fools and people are still drinking cider”. to become one of the boiz you have to p-ss a strict initiation set by one of the senior boiz. if one of the boiz are caught drinking cider they will be one of the boiz no more and will have to redo a worse initiation. there are many rules of the boiz including; don’t talk about the boiz to non-boiz and never chat sh-t about the boiz. the boiz are like a religion and stick up for each other, if anyone tried to force one of the boiz to drink cider they will get a left right goodnight. only the most elite can become one of the boiz!
did you see that guy take down a bear with one blow? yeah he’s one of the boiz!
that guy drinking cider? nah he’s one of the boiz!
my mum asked me what i wanted to be when i was older i said i wanted to be one of the f-cking boiz
there is only one gender and that is the boiz
‘if she’s 6ft she’s not a girl she’s one of the lads, get her a pair of shin pads and tell her to go defend that corner
next time i’ll j-zz on his toilet paper and get his mum pregnant
we all know that one guy who drinks cider and thinks he’s one of the boiz
- siren v*g*n*
a girl who literally can f-ck anyone she wants because her v-g-n- has melodic powers like a mermaid she walked into the room and everyone was doomed, n-body can resist the siren v-g-n-.
a street philosopher ” he’s so deep & speaks the word of the streets” that’s sakrates
- a queen laugh
a beautiful laugh that makes you smile samuel told lexy on the bus today that she had a queen laugh
- n*gg* yodeling
practice a form of rapping or calling marked by rapid alternation between the normal voice and falsetto but in a gangsta sort of way…not to be confused with regular yodeling which is less entertaining. fetty wap is the master of n-gg- yodeling.
a fun caring person who love his family and is always keeps up with the drama he is the most kindest person you will ever meet and he has a great musical life he is just so zachry