the book of tea


a book that no one except for the few unfortunate college kids reads and which is a whole freaking book about tea.

it is possibly the worst book ever written.
poor college kid 1: hey, the book of tea. sounds quite exciting.

poor college kid 2: aaaah nooooo make it stoppppp!!!!!

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