The Bowmer’s Sock
its the sock used by identical twins in their teenage years that they shoot them loads into. rather than do their own thing these identical twins split one pair of socks and have a sock each for their own personal “pleasure”. unlike the well known “posh w-nk” when you w-nk into a comdom, a bowmer sock w-nk is just like that except much poorer, well not unless you are one of the twins !
hi bob……oh hi craig……i’m just spliting this pair of socks, one for you and one for me, enjoy w-nking into it.
or…..
could you boys bring the bowmer’s sock down for its yearly wash…….ok mum we will bring them now.
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