this person denounces everything out of the ordinary as being photo shopped. to them, nothing is real and everything is fake. they’re the type of person who believe the moon landing was faked.
dude 1: “hey man, i saw you got the sh-t kicked out of you by chad at the frat party yesterday.”
dude 2: “proof?”
dude 1: *shows picture of dude 2 laying on the floor and getting stomped on by chad*
dude 2: “that’s photoshop! that never happened!”
dude1: “suuuuure it was dude, seems like you’re full of ilos to me… you know that story about the boy who cried wolf? you’re the boy who cried photoshop!”
- video chug
also known as a vc for short, a video chug is the act of congregating with your friends via video chat to pound beers when you cannot see each other in person. a video chug is initiated once everyone in the group has their beer ready(or at least most people), at that point, the person […]
bl–dy tampon or pad from a women’s v-g-n- “ew she left her bloodsail in the sink”
- mook canoe
a mook is an idiot a mook canoe is a canoe full of them steve: i f-cked up with my wife, she caught me beating off to amputee midget p-rn jim: you’re a f-cking mook canoe
completely destroyed or to be completely messed up let’s go get splottaled at the party my phone got splottaled after i dropped it
- no flock
there aren’t any definitions for no flock yet. can you define it?