the brainer


it’s when you grab the skin between your hanging b-lls and your c-ck and then tighten your grip all the way up to your b-lls forcing them to really stick out, this makes your sac look veiny and b-mpy like the top of a brain.
i asked my girl to examine a spot in my testes, when she came in for a closer look, i tightened up my grip and hit her in the eye with the brainer.

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