The Breeze
“the third most bad-ss person in the fayz”
she is the best character in michael grant’s gone series. she sometimes goes by the name brianna (she doesn’t need a last name because she is that cool). she is faster than a speeding bullet and is the coolest person in the fayz. nothing can bring her down! not being kidnapped and having her hands stuck in cement or a large dose of radiation or a bad burn to half her face. she keeps getting back up and fights the good fight. while she isn’t selflessly ricking her lives for other people she is keeping their morals up. things can get pretty depressing in the fayz but she keeps cracking jokes and makes the best of her situation, inspiring others to do the same. she is a role model and awesome to read about.
she is in a sort of relationship with computer jack, admitted to having a crush on sam and she and dekka are “bad-ss sisters”.
she is described as having red hair in pigtails and was 11 in the first book, gone, and 13 in fear.
“yes. yes: i will play myself in the movie. the breeze is way beyond special effects”
“when you get to h-ll, tell the gaiaphage the breeze says ‘hi!”
“i’m the breeze b-tch”
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