The British Difference
1.the elements of so-called “british speak” that make brits sound so much cooler to americans.
2.difference in humor among americans and brits.
1. american: that party was awesome, but now i feel like sh-t, man! i’m gonna go crash.
brit: that party was ace, but now i feel absolutely sh-t. i’m p-ssing off home to have a kip.
observer #1 :that second guy sounds way cooler.
observer #2: that’s the british difference.
2. american #1: i didn’t understand the jokes on that bbc show last night.
american #2: me neither; it must have been the british difference
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