The bro catcher


a strange, gnarly man who haunts the edge of campus. beware the bro catcher.

uses netting, and natty to lure unsuspecting bro into a trap. subsists on a steady diet of lemonade, and biscoff cookies. beware the bro catcher.
“steves been gone for days dude.”

“yeah, i know–last i heard–”

-there is a rustling sound in the bushes-

“what the f-ck?”

-the bro catcher pounces-

“run! it’s the bro catcher!”

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