The Brostang
normally referring to a 4th gen v8 mustang, but is also taking in to account the douche that is usually driving it. may also be describing a mod-ed later model mustang (turbo charged mustangs may be equipped with a ‘bro’off valve). or the behavior of a ‘normal’ person once they begin driving recklessly in a mustang (they become a bro). bro’s usually talk in the third person. usually way too much car for the owner but they insist on adding more power.
travis: dude, i hate riding around in that brostang!
the bro: hey bro!!
travis: oh hey bro. how’s the brostang running?
the bro: good bro, but the check engine light is on.
travis: oh its probably just your “bro”2 sensor.
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