The Brown Bow


the brown bow is a way of showing extreme disrespect to someone, where the giver of the brown bow walks up to the receiver, turns around, bends over (or bows) and exposes their -ss. before the receiver can walk away the giver releases a t-rd, preferably dropping it on the receivers feet.
i quit my job today, my boss, chris, is such a d-ck i’m going to give him the brown bow.

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