the brown hand grenade
the s-xual act of p–ping in your own hand then shaping it to look like the shape of a hand grenade and throwing it at your partner when it hits him/her and yelling “frag out” and letting it hit him/her and explode all over the place.
lindsay and i tried the brown hand grenade and i throw it at her and she dodged it and it hit the wall
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