The Brown Wedding
a contest between newlyweds where they tie the second knot of the night. they both insert tampons into their -ss and then they tie them together, another type of matrimony. a game of tug of war is then played. it really is a game of skill and b-tt tightness, a dry b-tt hole is recommended, as any type of slippery will lessen your chances of winning. if the woman loses, she must use the tampon and if the man loses, the woman must use the tampon.
ben: did you have the brown wedding on your honeymoon?
bernard: yeah man, the game didn’t last long, we served curry at the wedding.
ben: ahh, amateurs
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