The Buffet Lean
a position one -ssumes whilst eating at a buffet in order to store more food. the buffet lean is accomplished by placing the non-utensil using arm on the table, and leaning forward to vertically increase the size of the abdominal cavity, thus allowing for more food to be packed in.
“d-mn man, i’m full. i spent 11 dollars on that buffet and i only had two plates!”
– “so get the buffet lean goin! p-ssy!”
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