The Buffet
the food your friends don’t eat at a restraunt. to “order the buffet” is to not order food based on the fact that your friends won’t finish. best used at breakfast where the portions are large and the food (pancakes, eggs, hashbrowns) don’t box and reheat well.
friend 1: i’m getting the hungry man. what about you?
friend 2: think i’m just going to have the buffet.
(to waitress) friend 2: i’m fine, thanks.
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