The Bulldog


when a male turns around, pulls down his pants, and tucks his genitals between his legs. he then bends over, spreads his cheeks and starts barking like a dog.
“the party really took off once woody did the bulldog.”
another in the lineage of d-ck tricks whereby one gets down on all fours, preferably naked, after tucking the p-n-s and b-lls back between ones legs. when properly done, the effect will resemble that of a male bulldog, with the scr-t-m and t-st-cl-s hanging down under the r-ct-m. this trick should also include a growl, and typically is listed at a medium-hard trick to pull off, because of the necessity to be naked. bonus points can be earned by holding a shoe or slipper in ones mouth, and growling loudly while performing this trick.
brad walked in the door, and was totally caught off guard by the the bulldog that was aimed his way.

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