The Bum Bead Monkey


1.) an insult to someone you think puts things up their -rs- on a regular basis.
2.) a fictional character who just loves b-m beads. all different shapes, sizes and lengths. he’s tried them all. in fact he’s probably still got an action man head wedged up there somewhere.
geraldine turns to gladis….wide eyed she says “the b-m bead monkey”. gladis turns bright red as she’s always puttung stuff up there

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