The Bunny Suicides


this originated as a picture book by an author whose parents gave the name andy riley. then again he might have chosen that name as a pseudonym. anyway, that’s beside the point. there are now a number of websites that have the ill-strations of that book.

anyway, each ill-stration feature a bunny who goes about finding the most ingenious, unnecessarily awkward and hilarious ways to terminate his life.
there is one catroon where the bunny leans against a wall and holds a nail up to his forehead. in front of him he has placed a huge ice-block, and embedded in the ice-block is a hammer attached to a string. his plan is that the sun will melt the ice causing the hammer to swing towards the nail driving it through his head.

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