the burchfield
to slap an -ss as hard as possible leaving a vivid handprint across the cheek and then -j-c-l-t-ng on the handprint
“man i really gave that b-tch “the burchfield” last night, that b-tch is gonna see that hand print for weeks …. what what!!”
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