The Burning Bitch
the burning b-tch is very painful. it is when a man opens his d-ck hole and puts a match in it with the end sticking out. then the man lights the end of the match and pours gasoline down a womens v-g-n-. everything inside the women will ignite on fire and burst into flames. then the mans d-ck will get 3rd degree burn. the term burning b-tch comes from when a girl( b-tch) has a burning v-g-n- ( burning).
last night me and my wife had the burning b-tch. now she is in the hospital and my p-n-s is 3 inches shorter.
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