The Bush System
the method of “enhanced interrogation” that a group of rogue government officials uses to solicit dubious information from enemy combatants while denying the likelihood that similar techniques may then be used on friendly troops, as popularized by the administration of the 43rd president of the united states of america. includes waterboarding, s-xual humiliation, religious offenses, using animals, or any other technique forbidden by international treaty.
joseph didn’t tell me where he hid my pr0n dvds, so i used the bush system on him until he cried like a baby. i still don’t know where the dvds are, though.
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