The Bushhog
“the bushog – single most potent icebreaker/dance move known to man. not even a 6th grade dance would stand a chance. requiring up to 15 sq. ft. to execute correctly; much like the iron lotus, only the most experienced dancers should attempt it. legend says that only one p-ss by the bushog will bring michael jackson back from the dead.”
that girl: “whoa, did you see ben, joe and pate, whip out the bushhog? that was so s-xy, now everyone is dancing.”
that other girl: “ohh my thighs are moist, luckily no bystanders were injured!”
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