The Butcher
an amazing and s-xy drummer from the band the academy is…
“it’s freakin scooter time!” said the butcher.
slang for a sl-t. used in the context of the following definition…
they should call her ‘the butchers’ cause she is always full of meat…
an amazing, wise, s-xy young macho, carrying an axe covered with blood of his fallen victims.the butcher wanders the cold, gray postapocalyptic world, fighting a zombie army led by a powerful sorcerer, acompanied by his trusty sidekick – pretty boy.
the butcher usually wears a cloak not only to emphasize his -rg-smic awesomness, but also to keep himself warm and fuzzy.
alongside the powerful axe, his deadly -rs-nal includes a machete and a whipcord made out of his once long hair.
he hates coffee, poetry and insects, but rather enjoys bubblegums, whiskey and long walks.
hey dude, i just heard that the butcher is somewhere around here, lets get lost. – zombie đino
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