The Capper
noun-an object that is used to put on condoms for mentally impaired people so the can have intercourse with the v-g-n- or -n-s. it will only cover the head of the p-n-s and if you are not circ-msized then you are screwed…
dude i was about to nail that hot chick with the huge rack but i forgot to use the capper before and i f-cking got her pregnant.
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