The Captain Jaybird


recieving oral s-x while driving a boat and right as you -j-c-l-t- you push her head down onto your shaft(causing her to gag and/or choke), pull her up and immediately box her ears and push her off the boat. as you are giving her a st-rdy shove don’t forget to yell “peace b-tch, tell your friends!”
that son of a b-tch said he was taking me fishing and all i got was “the captain jaybird

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