The Carpenter Effect
when a person or persons find themselves inexplicably drawn either a trilby, gl-sses a scarf or all of the above. this person will then want to molest everything that moves. a known symptom of the carpenter effect also includes blaring cl-ssical music from hidden speakers around your body, some may also find themselves compelled to provide a ‘tuneful’ accompaniment. they will look a bit silly.
“did you see taylor momsen the other day?”
“yeah she was suffering from ‘the carpenter effect’!”
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