the cartoon defense


the defense of an action because it occurred in a cartoon.
nothing is a serious issue if it previously was featured in a cartoon, in that case the action is clearly meant to be all fun and games, and if you disagree you suck.
i wasn’t har-ssing and stalking that woman, pepe le pew does it all the time.
cl-ssic use of the cartoon defense.

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