the cat

a mythical cat that comes in at night and sh-ts in your mouth usually after a long night of drinking or m-ff diving.
mike: “hey, did you guys see the cat.”
jay: “what cat?”
mike: “the cat that sh-t in my mouth.”
the most perfect, elegant, regal beast you will ever own. these fantastic felines have a reputation for being evil and sn-bby, that however, is pure nonsense. their beautiful sharp claws are merely the most advanced weapons of modern weaponry. their teeth, pointy and more timeless than a vampire could ever be. their so-called “arrogance” is an example of their superior intelligence. you will never own a greater living thing than the cat.
mr tinkles, the cat, world domination. the cat is all mighty the cat is your lord and savior
slang for the woman’s v-g-n- (or p-ssy)
made popular by sir mix-a-lot’s song “sprung on the cat”
“dont pet the cat if you just met the cat. if you’re sprung on the cat, you might as well eat it.”
a man who is considered as-xual and harmless by women.
during a shopping trip with his female friend jen, ed was asked to help undo jens bra. there was nothing s-xual in this act – in fact, to jen ed was the cat – so completely as-xual and harmless that the idea of being naked around him didn’t even register to her.
when a man look so dope girls wanna suck his wam bam
yo man you look the cat and you don even know
originating from longwood university, ‘the cat’ is a contruction site where the kids go to partake in illegal activities…
where do u wanna go?
-the cat…..-
wooord!