The Chapman Salute
the act of fisting a man or woman with a closed hand, and then opening the hand and with the middle and forefinger, giving the peace sign, or in the english case, the derogatory term cl-ssified as “f-ck you” in america. then, he opens and closes his fingers in a scissor-like motion, giving the man or woman pleasure.
“when james gave andy the chapman salute, the young man quivered with excitement.
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