the chav
abbreviation of the cesar e. chavez blvd. (39th ave.) in se portland.
i took the chav from woodstock to clinton.
descriptive term for chelsea football club and/or their supporters.
did you hear what happned today? it was gareth southgate’s first game in charge of boro at the riverside… they beat the chavs 2-1!
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