The Cheese


from that gay -ss song where the farmer picks the wife, etc etc and the cheese stands alone. meant to describe the odd one out in a group because they’re single (without a boyfriend/girlfriend).
“we’re triple dating, but what about nadia? she’s the cheese right now…”
the most hardcore gang ever, consisting of master cheese and brie. if you ever take them on, they will f-ck you up.
un-suspecting victim: hey man, lets go fight the cheeses

-2 hours later in hospital-

unsuspecting victim: owwwwwwww
great mother f-ckin’ weed
man, i was wasted last night. the cheese f-ckin’ rules!
reference to the common police officer or officers.
we were having a great time the other night until the cheese came and ruined it.
the nickname of the baller. usally found with a blunt in hand, the cheese navigates m-ssive amounts of marijuana and pharmaceuticals through out the sea-town region. besides having an amazing tenacity towards females, the cheese possess’ a love for the dope game.
the cheese was gettin his groove on at da club and i scored a half nizzle of some dizzity dank.

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