The Chelsea Bunn Youth Hostel for Boys


the chelsea bunn youth hostel is located just north of the university of texas, providing a peaceful setting only minutes from downtown austin. guests are only footsteps away from bus lines, the hike & bike trail, and the colorado river. a 10 minute journey could take you to the middle of the red river music district, to the stylish hub of south congress, to the cool waters of barton springs pool, or to many nearby shops and restaurants (including a five star taco cabana and several four loko and bud light clamato vendors). the fun and friendly staff would love to give you some ideas of what to do in town and directions on how to get there!

sleeping arrangements include an extremely comfy couch and a futon (be sure to ask for the second mattress). other amenities include a jet-propelled toilet, a fine selection of folgers coffee and specialty teas, and a kitchen stocked with breakfast food and cold cuts (but be careful about asking the hostess to make you a sandwich when you stroll in a 2:30 a.m.)
“dude, want to come to austin with me this weekend?”
“for sure. we staying at the chelsea bunn youth hostel for boys?”
“you know it. i’ll brink the ernie k., you bring the four loko.”

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