the chess ghetto


a small neighborhood in greenwich village, new york city, located on thompson street, between bleecker street and west 3rd street. it is named for the plethora of 24-hours per day chess shops and on-street chess boards that line the street.
overheard on the nyc subway: “you’re a nyu student? where do you live?” “yup. i have a tiny apartment in the chess ghetto.”

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