the chicken crossing the river
this is a pick up line.
you : excuse me miss can i see you hand, (don’t worry i wont do anything to upset you) ( only if she is shy about it)
she gives you her hand, place her hand inside of your hand palm up
draw a line down the middle of her hand, and say this is a river.
there is a chicken on this side of the river, he needs to get to this side of the river
(use your finger to kinda draw out on her hand what you are saying as your are saying it, it makes her more interested in it)
now that chicken cant go around the river (using your finger to draw what you are saying)
that chicken cant swim it (draw it)
that chicken cant jump it (draw it).
so how does that chicken get from this side of the river to that side of the river? (draw it)
no matter what she says the chicken cant get from one side to the other period!
when she says well i dont know then, you say neither do i. i just wanted to hold your hand.
so to recap how it should go. excuse me miss, can i see you hand. okay there is a river right here and there is a chicken on this side of the river and that chicken needs to get to that side of the river, he cant go around, he cant swim it, and he cant jump it. so how does that chicken get from one side of the river to the other? (no matter what she says, you say he cant do it) (when she says i dont know how the chicken does it) you say neither do i. i just wanted to hold you hand.
so to recap “the chicken crossing the river” how it should go. excuse me miss, can i see you hand. okay there is a river right here and there is a chicken on this side of the river and that chicken needs to cross the river, he cant go around, he cant swim it, and he cant jump it. so how does that chicken get from one side of the river to the other? (no matter what she says, you say he cant do it) (when she says i dont know how the chicken does it) you say neither do i. i just wanted to hold you hand.
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