The Chinese Zodiac


the chinese zodiac cycles divided into 12 parts

each labels at least the majority of those parts with names of animals, and each is widely -ssociated with a culture of attributing influence of a person’s relationship to the cycle.
person 1:hey,you’re a tiger in the chinese zodiac,right?
person 2:yeah. what sign are you?
person 3:i’m a rabbit

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