The Chipotle Challenge
the highest personal achievement any human can accomplish. you must eat 4 chipotle burritos, 2 chicken and 2 steak. you have 25 minutes to finish eating, while allowed to drink any beverages necessary. immediately after the final burrito is finished the compet-tor has to run a mile. this mile must be completed in under 7 and a half minutes. after the mile is completed the compet-tor must not throw up for 2 hours, however if vomit occurs he/she can still eat their throw up to maintain eligibility.
mike: “you just ran your mile in 7:21, don’t throw up now.”
kevin: “too much food”
mike: “be a man, the chipotle challenge is the most impressive accomplishment in the world.”
kevin: “owwwww”
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