the chocolate dalmation
when a man takes a cr-p on a dog in a certain way that makes it look like a dalmation then has a girl smear the cr-p around with her slit then the man eats her out.
(man)dude i just gave my girl the chocolate dalmation
(friend)wow thats nasty
(man)tell me about it the smell and taste alone were terable
(friend)so why did you do it
(man)i read about it on urbin dictionary
(friend)realy thats awesome
(man)yah i know
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