The Chode


a “d-ck” that is indeed shorter than it is fat. it is short and plump, stubby and strong.

also see:
under and oversized chode for furter detail.
jimmy beat sarah in the face with his chode. he then stuck in her ear and spit on her face.
somebody that is a really chodey person.
who can’t stop saying chode!!!!!!!
someone who has a chode dog!!!!!!!
eric is a chode!!!!!
he is a lazy chode!!!!!
he can also be a super chode!!!!!
you don’t want to be the chode!!!!
chodes are stupid!!!!!

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