The Chris Riley
when a man tucks his p-n-s between his legs, sits on it and rocks back and forth vigorously until -j-c-l-t-ng in and/or around his b-tthole.
see also: “creampie yourself”
person a: it’s not possible to creampie one’s self. not even gonna lie.
person b: you’ve never heard of the chris riley?
person c: that’s a tally.
person d: “a” as in “apple”. “b” as in “banana”. “c” as in “creampie”.
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