the chuck norris blaps


a s-xual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his p-n-s, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move
apparently chuck norris killed another girl with the chuck norris blaps, f-ck.

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