The clam


the clam is feared in all countries world wide. the clam is when your parter’s v-g-n- becomes a certain age and becomes hard/crispy and dry.
mary got the clam for her birthday :'(
chlamydia, the std transmitted through s-xual intercourse,i.e. genital copulation. it is a bacterial infection that should recieve medical attention immediately and can cause numerous problems in women and men alike.
sl-t 1: oh betty, i got the clam!
betty: ahahahaha, that sucks sl-t.
a common nickname for the std properly known as chlamydia.
bob fully intended on sleeping with sue until he found out she had the clam.

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