the clap

“the clap” is when you have finished your -n-l session and find that your d-ck is clogged with excrement, then proceed to clap your hands together, d-ck in the middle in order to expel it.(while still erect)
-bro, you know sarah?
-yhea
-she finally let me knock on the back door,
-nice
-but she gave me a nasty -ss case of the claps, i was at that sh-t all night long.
it’s f-ckin gonorrhea
tim: it hurts when i p-ss
john: you got the f-ckin clap from dan’s mom.
the sound of your palm hitting your forehead when you realize that sweet innocent little teen was a petri-dish for gonorrhea
(hand hits forehead.)
nick name for disease ghonoreah , comes from the noise when back in civil war where they would breakup the puss build up by banging the b-tt of their rifles on the p-n-s laying on a table.
bang! bang! bang!

another case of that nasty stuff.

ya, you shoulda kept away from that dirty wh-r-.
gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra
ugh, dude you have the clap!
a term used for the s-xually transmitted disease, gonorrhea. the name “clap” stems from the french word clapoir, which means brothel.
be careful when -ssociating with loose women, for you may contract the clap.
the nickname for the std gonorrhea. named for clapping your hands around your d-ck to pop and drain the bubbles of puss growing inside. makes it really painful to pee.
tim: “ah, it burns when i pee, it’s like razor blades!”
john: “dude, you definitely got the clap from the sk-nk at that party”
gonorrhea. you get it from s-x.
sugar i’d come over but your coffee tastes like the clap.

it’s me warren g., the n-gg- with the clap.

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