the clark bar
when -n-l f-cking a girl, get deep enough to get a substantial amount of poo on the tip of your d-ck. then pull out and tell her to suck it like it contains the anti-serum. if your dong has enough poo on it, this should resemble some nasty sk-nk enjoying a king size clark bar on a fine summer day.
“so…i was b-lls deep in this b-tch and she yelled out nick’s name. so i pulled out and gave that ho a clark bar!”
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