The Classic Luke Holland


this is the infamous s-x position introduced to the world by luke holland. it is when a man throws his partner (man or woman) on to a near by surface, allowing him to gain a dominant stance over them. he then proceeds to take his t-st-cl-s out and slips them into the partner’s -n-s, one at a time. at this point the -n-s almost becomes a vacuum, sucking the b-lls deep inside. keep in mind only the t-st-cl-s enter the r-ct-m. it is very satisfying to both partic-p-nts.
katie told me she wanted me she wanted my b-lls inside of her, so i gave her “the cl-ssic luke holland”

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