the classy deuce


when you take a sh-t on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a gl-ss of wine… now that’s the cl-ssy deuce.
when you take a sh-t on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a gl-ss of wine… now that’s the cl-ssy deuce.

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