The Classy Lady
a s-xual position involving the act of heteros-xual intercourse when the female lies on her back and with the man standing on the side of the bed crosses her legs and puts them to either side of his shoulder as in the act of if she would sit in a chair with her legs crossed.
in a p.o.v. position “the cl-ssy lady” she would have her b-m off the side of the bed while you have her legs crossed and on your right shoulder while standing on the side of the bed.
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