the clint eastwood special
when two gay men, while giving eachother handjobs, have a “distance compet-tion” with the c-m shots. the loser must then angrily give the winner a rim job. while all of this is happening another gay man is licking up the shot sperm and penetrating the losers -sshole using the c-m as a lubricant. and for the special, a firm t-rd is taken and used as a d-ld- for one of the 3 -ssholes.
i went on a date with 2 of my boyfriends to chippendales and we decided to go home and do the clint eastwood special.
and how did that go for you?
well we couldnt get a firm t-rd, they were all liek rabbit pelets. but other than that i won the c-mshot contest. and woke up the next morning feeling quite saucy.
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