The Clint Malarchuk
the clint malarchuk involes a man drilling a girl while she is on her rag. he proceeds to pull his d-ck out and wipe the blood of his c-ck all over her throat. he continues to do this until he blows his load, also on the neck.
i hooked up with this dirty sl-t who asked if i could give her the clint malarchuk. she pulled out her ‘heavy days’ tampon and the game was on.
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