The Cobain Effect


a state of confusion and r-t-rdedness that makes it seem like your baked/high and paying no attention whatsoever. you will also seem really, really out of it and “happy”.
“dude, did you do your algebra homework last night?”
“did i go home and sleep with a bush?”
“no, did you do your homework?!?”
“oh, uhh, no.”
“d-mn you, cobain effect.”

“in a recent study, it is found that 1 out of 4 people will experience ‘the cobain effect’, which makes you seem high and unaware of what a person is saying. it just happened to me like 5 minutes ago!”

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