the cons
the cons is an exclusive clique made up of the 3 coolest short blond kids ever:
connor: his nickanme is concon and hes an absolute b-tch!!!! he soundsl ike a rapist and likes 2 text ppl and say i am a boy lalalala since ppl cudnt tell 4 themselves at first glance. if u close his locker/rip up his notebook/rip off his -ssignment pad cover, h-ll get very mad and start screaming at u and try 2 beat u up but it duznt relaly work cuz hes 2 feet tall. his dads a genius. likes 2 wathc p-rn and eat ramen..at the same time! concon=zexy mexy and n3rdy
conrad: winne’s best friend. period.
ps-cutest mostadorablest random crazy guy ever
justin: aka bleach or constin. also winne’s best friend. orange sweatshirt=his uniform. is actulaly kinda normal?!?!?!
alex: -closes connors lc-ker-
connor: im gonna kill u b-tch?!?!?!?!!!?!
in the middle of fire drill:
conrad: -starts rolling aruond on the gr-ss humming-
justin: yeah im normal. and no i didnt bleach my hair josh!
the cons.
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