the cookout


the act of ‘d-ld-ing’ a girl with a frozen hotdog with speed and vigor untill it is cooked at 98f- or hotter(due to friction and body heat) and then slaming it way up inside her. she then squeezes it out inch by inch as you eat it from her vag.
pat brought a whole new meaning to,”eating a girl out” as he consumed the last few bites of the cookout treat!

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